Trinity FC

Trinity FC
Intersport Team of the Year 2006 - 2007

30 April 2008

Player Profile ; Garrick Simpson


Name ; Garrick Simpson
Aka ; Gak
Age ; 22
Total Trinity Apperances ; 20
Total Trinity Goals ; 0
2007/2008 season review ; In his first season Gak has settled in with the team like he has played there for 20 years. The only black mark on his season was the Red card he recieved against Brumby. He has made a great Partnership with Phil Brumby at the centre of Trinitys defence. He will be hoping to add to his appearance total next season and hopefully get off the mark with a goal or 2.
Was Gak your Player of Season? Who no's

Player Profile : Jack Haughey


Name ; Jack Haughey
Aka ; Sideshow
Age ; 27
Total Trinity Appearances ; 201
Total Trinity Goals ; 19
2007/2008 season review ; This season has seen Jack make his 200th appearance for Trinity which he should be very proud of. He has also appeared on TV with Turks, Flown across to USA numerous times and recieved a booking for his part in an on field 'Battle' against Crown Inn. The season couldnt of started better for Jack, scoring 2 goals on the opening day. But as the season progressed and Jack started to have a few Saturday nights on the beer his form dipped. But after another Trip to the USA he came back full of energy and started playing like his old self. Will Jack make it 3 player of the year awards on the bounce or will he be pipped to the post? Who no's

Shocking Press Release...

Recent rumour has it that Trinity FC's Central Defender Garrick Simpson subscripes to 'Men on Men Weekly' spreading concern in the Trinity dressingroom that he is a Bender.

A Postal Worker from Scunthorpe reveilled the discovery whilst posting Garrick mail.
The postal worker who remains 'Un-named' Said he was Shocked and Mortified that this has happened in such a close kept dressingroom. He continued " i had often wondered if he was GAY by the way he looked at me in my pants and how he used to flick my bum with his wet towel"

This Story will cause conflict with-in the Trinity Players as long time 'Homophobic Hater' Chris Short vowed never to play with a Gay again after a bad experiance in Blackpool a few years ago.

15 April 2008

Trinity Players Look-a-likes...Number 1

This Picture comes from Jason Harper, cheers mate its a cracker!



My TV appearence

Watch part 1 of my tv appearence on Jerry Springers:"nothing but the truth"
which features a guest apperence from Turkey,my dad,my sister and my former flat mate
The other 3 clips are on Youtube..enjoy

"Un-official" End Of Season Awards

The time has come to hand out the awards for this years "Un-offical" titles. Trinity FC members will be asked to come up with suitable categories and candidates for each category and the winners will be decided

SO GET THINKING AND VOTING!

14 April 2008

Match Report; Trinity 1 - 4 Janneys

The Final game of season saw Janneys go all season without dropping a point, 18 wins from 18 games is some acheivement. But they were made to work hard for there 18th straight league win by Trinity after a rip roaring game. Having learnt from the previous meeting, Janneys set about Trinity with some fast flowing football but could not find away through a strong Trinity defence. The woodwork did however save Trinity twice in the first 20 minutes, before they settled into their stride to cause Janneys some problems. Firstly the returning Jack Haughey had a great chance to put Trinity in the lead after a good first touch put him clear of the defence, but the resulting left foot effort was rather poor. Chris Harper was next to try his luck, his long range effort though was off target and came to nothing. As an entertaining half drew to a close Janneys surprised Trinity by taking a 39th minute lead. A poor clearance by Chris Glass let in the Janneys forwards but the goalbound shot was blocked, but the rebound fell invitingly for the Janneys forward who tucked in from 6 yards out - 0-1. A minute later it was nearly 2 but an excellent save by Glyn Sparks kept the ball out. Trinity then mounted strong pressure with Phil Brumby and Jason Harper both going close. In the final minute of the first half, a strong Jason Harper left wing run saw him cut through the Janneys defence and his low cross was perfect for Phil Brumby to slide in at the far post for a deserved equaliser. HT 1-1.

Trinity started the second half as the first had finished with both J.Harper and Brumby going close in the first two minutes. Another run down the wing and cross by J.Harper cause havoc in the defence and only for a great challenge from a Janneys defender, Brumby would of surely made it 2-1 to Trinity. On the hour and probably against the run of play Janneys retook the lead, a long far post cross deceived the Trinity defence and a Janneys forward thumped the ball home. Another good save from Sparks prevented a 3rd before Trinity came again. A series of long throws from Graham Dixon caused panic in the Janneys defence only for J.Harper to blaze over. As Trinity continued to push forward Janneys took advantage of this to score twice in the last 10mins. The first from a corner and the second following a good move out of defence. This game completed the League season for both clubs, with Janneys champions and looking forward to their rearranged cup final, while Trinity can reflect on a disappointing season and start to rebuild in the summer months.

10 April 2008

TFC Summer Training has Returned...


So with the clocks rolling back the nights are getting longer giving the TFC players plenty of time for there usual training sessions taking place on Thursday nights on the field infront of Pittwood House car park. The first one took place tonight with only 3 TFC players and 3 other fine athletes, Showing because of the late arrangements. But never the less the skills were flowing like a fine wine out of the bottle. Phil Brumby was first to grace the skill school with some dazzling skills before the heat was turned up when Graham Dixon gracefully connected with an overhead kick 'Rivaldo' Style and looped it over Phil who was donning the gloves. Garrick tried his luck from distance and on more than 1 occasion beat the keeper. Laugh of the night thou was when Rick 'Fizzed' a cross in which was connected by Glen but by his genitals, Quality finish followed by a 5minute sit down...Classic!

Anyway for anyone who wants to turn up its every thursday night from 6pm at Pittwood House car park field...Hope to see you there

TFC

8 April 2008

Player Profile; Phil Brumby

Name ; Phil Brumby
Aka ; Brummers
Age ; 22
Total Trinity Appearance's ; 71
Total Trinity Goals ; 23

2007/08 Season Review ; This season Phil has made 22 starts for Trinity, scoring 4 goals. His return in front of goal this season is down on last seasons impressive 15 goals. This because he has found himself playing at centre half after Keith Harper (Possible Retirement???) made his 600th appearance and has used himself as only a bit part player. This hasnt dented Phils confidense as he has made a solid parternship with Garrick Simpson in the middle of Defence.

Division 4 Relegation battle...

So after this weekend's results Trinity were assured Division 4 football next season. With both Duffs and Winteringham loosing there games in hand, and because they play each other in the last game of the season, Trinity were safe. The Queens v. Winteringham game will decide who is relegated. Queens must win to be safe.

7 April 2008

Trinity Players paint the town Red


Thankfully there wasnt a game the following day!!!!

2 April 2008

Player Profile ; Mark Jackson

Name ; Mark Jackson
Aka ; Jacko
Age ; 36 (very suspect)
Total Trinity Appearance's ; 87
Total Trinity Goals ; 2

2007/08 Season Review ; So far this season 'Jacko' has made a total of 8 starts and 2 sub appearance's, scoring 1 goal. The goal was scored away at West Halton against Winteringham Reserves from inside his own half. Yes thats right, a missed judged clearence got caught in the wind and sailed over the keeper. What a cracker!