Trinity FC

Trinity FC
Intersport Team of the Year 2006 - 2007

30 April 2008

Shocking Press Release...

Recent rumour has it that Trinity FC's Central Defender Garrick Simpson subscripes to 'Men on Men Weekly' spreading concern in the Trinity dressingroom that he is a Bender.

A Postal Worker from Scunthorpe reveilled the discovery whilst posting Garrick mail.
The postal worker who remains 'Un-named' Said he was Shocked and Mortified that this has happened in such a close kept dressingroom. He continued " i had often wondered if he was GAY by the way he looked at me in my pants and how he used to flick my bum with his wet towel"

This Story will cause conflict with-in the Trinity Players as long time 'Homophobic Hater' Chris Short vowed never to play with a Gay again after a bad experiance in Blackpool a few years ago.

1 comment:

Jack said...

Garrick plays the spunk-trumpet!